listening to "tessie" makes me almost wish i wasnt a yankee fan.

I am scared.  Wish me luck! 

Photos to come, if i dont lose/break my camera.

5:33 am, helooooooooooooooo insomnia

i miss the ell-jay.

and dutch and sizza and hefner and all that noizzzzze.

Ive been in my own miserable bubble, I completely spaced that it's the Tup's birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAY!

dont call me early in the am and ask me to give you $8,000 without telling me who you are.
and then dont yell at me when i ask for something in writing to be sent to me.

Wanna make $1200?

Write a paper that proves that "Junior" is the best film ever.

http://www.juniorbestfilmever.com/

As of right now, there are only 5 writers signed up. 20% chance of $1200? I'm in!

hey! wade and i hate life.

this is fucking bullshit, and were mad as hell. we deserve better.

I'm quite pissed that Oprah decided to make "Love in the time of Cholera" her latest book club pick. It's been one of my favorites for quite some time now and now it's going to get all ZOMG OPRAH and it will die a little for me. Then, if the movie comes out which has been rumoured for a while really happens, it will be more dead than Britney Spears' career.

I am seriously getting old, or calm. And it freaks me out.

Case in point: Last night, we headed to Empire with a bunch of friends and hung out. It was awesome to see everyone. I got myself all gussied up and was lookin' fiiine in a red and white gingham top. Some douchebag that I didn't know (I knew about 90% of the people in the bar) kept saying "I like Pizza" to me. It wasn't funny, and the guy and his cronies were obviously out of place at the bar. Did I mention he was wearing a really tacky zigzagged shirt. And he looked like he dug anime. Yeah, that kind of fucker. Wade was a mere foot away and heard me kind of yelling at this guy. Wade, our friend Drew (who is crazy and will punch anyone) and our friend Larry (huge barrel-chested guy, big dreads, looks scary) all told the guy to shut the fuck up. The guy kept going.

Old Kari would have thrown a punch on Dungeon and Dragon's ass. Or at least thrown a beer. Wade would have, too. Now we just don't care. But I can't get over the douchebag. He doesn't say that to me in MY bar. Aw hell nah. Bitch is gonna get cut.

NSFW, obvs.

charles shaw cabernet sauvignon is nasty, but it works.

if you knwo what i mean. YEAAAAAH

STATE FAIR FTW I WANT NOW K THNX BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

i cant get out of work tonight because i dont have a doctors note.

i dont have a doctors note because i dont have the money to go to the doctors.

i dont have the money to go to the doctors because i have a shitty job.

i have a shitty job because they make you get a doctors note to call in sick.

Poor baby!

this is wades arm after an unsuccessful surgery this afternoon. he has to go in for another one on friday.

It kills me that "The Passengers" is on a Vera Wang for KOHLS commercial.

Oh Iggy, what are you doing?!?!

i know know i am skinnier and more coordinated than britney spears.


i am. amazing.

im sick.

been sick all motherfucking day. started feeling cranky/tired last night, but figured it was because i woke up early.

what a waste of a SUNDAY. ARGGGGGGGGGH i am so angry right now.